killthetraitor replied to your photo: This is what I drink things out of; funny shaped…
Not hipster, just po. PO as fuq.
lol also lazy. It was the only glass in the cupboard.
I may answer I may not. does the suspense entice you?
Except anonymous. I won’t answer those.
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This is what I drink things out of; funny shaped jars.
Why is it fucking cold?
Where can I get these? If someone honestly knows, please message me about it!!!
I will never wear these, BUT I WANT THEM SO BADLY.
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asshole cat is an asshole
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The meaning behind your URL
captaingalaga’s name means: 1) One that no one wants to talk to. 2) Futile effort.
dangermouses’s name means: 1) Homo. 2) Skilled at cross-dressing.
boazpriestly’s name means: 1) Knowing nothing but useless info. 2) To get excited after seeing homo.
Yes. All of it.
high-cas’s name means: 1) A failure of a human. 2) Mankind’s savior.
evilsleeps’s name means: 1) Secretly homo. 2) To watch porn all day.
The Joy Assassin’s name means: 1) A high-quality product. 2) Forever alone.
DestroyerZombie’s name means: 1) Hidden genius. 2) To gain a harem.
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For my husband.
“Po-tay-toes! Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew!”
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You know what’s kind of beautiful?
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
I don’t think that’s beautiful at all. Humans are indivisible. You should not feel that another person validates your existence. Find someone who complements you, not someone who gains their identity from being with you or vice versa.
This is why the french suck.
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